“My heart can be hard as a stone and yet soft as water”
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“Whut deh fuhk? Is he using duh bät room?”
“Yeh, he’s üsing teh bätroom”
*man in the video opens stall only to find that the monster is, in fact, using the bathroom*
world heritage post
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*wears these so my vampire mutuals know what kind of snack i am*
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sticking one of those lil stickers from fruit on someone is a love language
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